South Park : Celebrities weekend

Geez this is really funny.. Didnt realize those 2 gues from Colorado can really go far.... Its South Park 2 episodes of Celebrities this weekend...

[Cartman's house, morning. A cock crows. Cartman, asleep, stretches and wakes up, then glances to his left.]
Cartman: EHAGH! [next to him is Ben Affleck, naked and relaxed] Moooooommmm! [Ben wakes up]
Liane: [enters with a cup of coffee abd wearing a green robe] What is it, sweetie?
Cartman: Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!
Liane: Oooo, looks like the tooth fairy was extra-happy with youuu. [backs out of the room and closes the door.]
"Jennifer Lopez": Buenos días, my love.
Ben: Good morning, baby.
Cartman: You have to get out of here! Jennifer Lopez is gonna kick my ass again!
"Jennifer Lopez": He's not going anywhere! Ben and I were up all night making love.
Cartman: What? Oh- AWWW! [wipes his hand off on his Williken bears pajamas] Ben Affleck's spooge!!
Ben: Should we tell him the news?
Cartman: What news?
"Jennifer Lopez": I think we should tell him.
Ben: It's S'aright?
Cartman: S'aright.
"Jennifer Lopez": S'aright.
Ben: We're getting married!!
Cartman: Oh, balls!